What the heck is THIS?!?!? A champagne bong?? What kind of person feels the need to slam champs like this?
The reviews on Amazon are hilarious as well:
"This new, unparalleled drinking technology has revolutionized my day and cut 30 minutes out of my morning routine. Now, I never really feel like I have started my day unless I have had a champagne breakfast; preferably a vintage '04/08 blanc de blanc grower champagne(RM); I try to avoid the maison houses and their high dosages as much as possible....but I digress. Sometimes my wife and I just simply don't have the time it takes to sit down and imbibe a bottle of champagne from a traditional flute before rushing out the door to drop our kids off at school and then head into the office. I must profess that with our Chambong, I can get 3-4 FULL glasses down in the time it takes to makes microwaved oatmeal for the little ones. God Bless Chambong!"
"Go ahead and buy the set of two because you will quickly realize you don't want to Chambong alone!"
"Taking the rocket train to Hangoverville."
then there is this photo......
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....and I have always been fascinated by deserted islands.....
"For millennia, the coralline rock outcrops now known as existed in almost total isolation – alone and geologically adrift on the empty Indian Ocean."
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